“(unknown current hero — generic DTC pattern)”
The hero serves the full product catalog instead of the wedge product (razors). A visitor from "women's razor subscription" search sees a lifestyle brand page. The sharpest positioning — "premium razors without the pink tax" — is absent from the first viewport.
“Premium 5-blade razors. No pink tax. Starter kit $9. Welcome to Billie.”
Four fragments: product (5-blade razors), differentiator (no pink tax), price ($9), brand. Each does conversion work. The specificity that made Billie viral belongs in the hero, not the About page.